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# haha
I can see Arnie in a top hat and tails

'Excuse me my good man, sorry to trouble you but I'll be needing to borrow your coat, your penny farthing and your clothes'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# asta la vista, ol' chap!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of Raffles, the gentleman's thug.. "Excuse me sir, were you perchance talking to me, or masticating on a brick? Because one gets one's fucking teeth broken either way"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# i would KILL to see him on a penny farthing!
and at least wound to see him on a space hopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'd quite like to see him in one of those postman pat things outside Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you're a kinky bitch
but we like you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :D thank goodness
nobody else'll have me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i'd quite like to see him on my bed
ready, willing and throbbing in his manliest area...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# You have him
I'll have Willis.

Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# willis? whatchoo talkin' about?
have you seen the last boy scout?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Ewww
I'm not sure you could pay me enough to go near that bloke with two barge poles taped firmly together
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# i'd do him even if it was just to be able to say i had
the payment would be a bonus and would go some way towards procuring michael mcmanus for an evening of fun and frolicks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Heh, now we're talking
I wonder whether it would be possible to start a secret fan club where everyone donates as much as possible, then you pool the monies and 'hire' one of those gorgeous sorts to attend your 'function'*

*hired out room with hundreds of eagerly waiting, horny peoples
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i'm sure they'd be up for it
never mind the money, all stars love to be loved and told that their gorgeous. stroke their egos and they'll let you stroke anything else you fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# You mean like
www.b3ta.com/board/8784415
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# very much so
but he needs to be riding it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)