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# How'd that come about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# no particualr reason
just things I have lying around in front ofme
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Oh...very kind!
Would you like *glances desperately around*

...about half a cups worth of recently cold coffee and a cancelled simcard?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I can add an envelope with a pretty butterfly on
and an empty packet of Lucky Strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# you only smoke them because you love me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They weren't mine, I just finished the packet.
I did think of you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yeh.
I bet you did.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Ooh, purdy

after-'ning miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Afterning lovelyface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I have an empty 1 litre bottle of
sparkling mineral water... I say empty, it probably has some very little bit of water and some air... possibly a slightly higher carbon dioxide mix than usual.

I can breathe into the bottle and close it up if that helps anyone.

I also have a scarf and a Universities UK factsheet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Oh, I've got a scarf too
and a thing of hand cream, and a cup that says 'REED EMPLOYMENT' on it. Loads of other stuff besides too, including £1.42.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I have a whole desk full of paper I've printed out and put on my desk
it's to make me look busy... if someone comes towards my desk I rummage through my paper and look angry and stressed...

"I'm FAR too busy for whatever puerile nonsense it is you think you want to ask me minion..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# 'I've got to update the SN-3 before COB otherwise Legal are going to have a fit'
This is my best line for that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# yeah - that wouldn't work for me
I sometimes put meetings into my calendar with strange acronyms that I make up... then I go and have a coffee... I'm not good to my employers :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# did you know, for example, that, in 2006/07
77.7% of UK students were taking subjects classified as All Other Subjects?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I'm in my bedroom
in my flat that has way too much stuff hanging around, so in truth there are many things within arms reach.
I was just trying to make someone laugh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# TOO LATE
I also have two fileboxes of paperwork, two lever arch files, a Heroes coaster, a box that used to contain a Chinese fan that now contains pencil clips, a tissue, my phone, my work phone, my pooter, wires, my gel things, calculator, notepad, post its, several timesheets I've got to sign and a bright pink hairband.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'm going to close my bedside drawers before I continue with this game
it's for the good of the whole board
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I could guess, but you are a LADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# are we playing swapshop?
i have
*scans desk*
a hairbrush, a can of hairspray, some red nail varnish, perfume, 3 mugs and a tub of stork.
what'll that get me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Stork, hairspray and a hairbrush.....
A decent night out in Soho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# really?
should i take my honey and marmite?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Marmite only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)