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# I'm bored of Bob.
Ever since Blackadder people have called everything Bob.

If I had a hamster he'd be called Peregrine DeWhingyKnickers the Forty Fifth- Guardian of the Four Colonies and Scourge of SheStoat Bloomers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahhahahaha *guilty laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# 'guilty'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# guilty, as in being one of those people who refer to anything that is unnamed as "Bob" in direct reference to Blackadder.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ahhhh
I don't know, it just gets to me a bit. Sorry all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# how about kate?
that's short for bob, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That'd be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# we had a gerbil called mavis
and a mouse called smackhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Smackhead's a good name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# he was a good mouse
totally freaked the dog out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# if i had a cat
i'd call it crack whore
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# that's cartman's mum, not a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# My brother got two kittens. I tried to convince him to name them Brutal and Deluxe.
He did not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# he's clearly a fool
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Though actually now I think about it, Brutal Deluxe and Magic Pockets would have been better.
But apparantly cats don't recognise names with more than two syllables or some rot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# They respond better to names ending in 'ee' sounds, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# my mum's friend runs a stable yard
for several years they had an ancient and crotchetty black horse that the (now deceased) owner had named "nigger".

It was impossible to catch but would come when called, which caused much hilarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# My mum's grandma's dog was called nigger
as it was the same colour as nigger brown boot polish. The unfortunate thing is my nan did the female-member-of-my-family thing of calling people by other names (my mum calls me David sometimes, which is my dad, and Alice sometimes, which is her cat) so my mum spent a good part of her life being called a nigger by my great grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Coming over here, stealing our names.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# my hamster was called Psychorentboy
he was fab until his head came off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)