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[challenge entry] Scrooge had it right all along

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(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# No wonder my money is always covered in duck shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Its a serious problem,
If you work on a duck farm
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# thats why i cook them infront of the other ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# well no wonder they shit on your money
it's their last act of defiance before going to duck heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# with some hosin sauce and pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Or duck hell
Shitting on someones money has to be pretty sinful
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I have always wondered how Scrooge McDuck managed to dive into a big pile of money without breaking his neck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# and how he could swim through it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# If you have a 100 ft high bin full of money
You can do whatver the fek you want i guess
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# but how do you swim through it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
Really grinds on you doesnt it
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# it's a cartoon
it's not real

ducks don't wear clothes or talk, either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# "Donald Duck's relationship with his nephews is BLATANTLY HOMOSEXUAL
otherwise they would wear PANTS"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# homosexuals don't wear pants?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# heheh
 
I was just reminded of a book-burning religious loony character in one of Roger Langridge's late 80s comics (Art Nouveau & the Gump), hence the quote.
That man was a huge inspiration to me as a kid, interesting to see what he's doing now:
homepage.mac.com/hotelfred/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# that's cool
very evocative of something i can't quite place
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# also: Knuckles.
 
www.google.com/search?q=knuckles+%22malevolent+nun%22
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# For example, pay lots of paper-technology engineers to design notes that you can swim through?
Scene : Scrooge McDuck's office.

Scrooge: "Dammit! I want my money-pool and I want it NOW!"
Flunkies: "Yes, sir!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Just put it all on my duck bill . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# What
the ducktape?
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Yes . . . I am a quack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# And im well
mallARD!
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I go for the . . . ringneck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# nope
cant top that :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)