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# what is twitter?
lol internet marriage
in other news, 1/2 my tooth just fell out, that can't be good...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# were you chewing highland toffee?
that happens to me a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# nope
let me explain
many moons ago when i had a dentist, before he died of cancer :( I had a filling, to put this filling in (which i don't think i needed but i was about 10 at the time so my mum said "yeah if you say so mr dentist") silly dentist drilled 1/2 my tooth away so it was shaped like a C or a U depending which way you look at it, years later back wisdom teeth started to grow (still haven't come through fully yet) and pushed my teeth forwards, the filling part of my tooth that filled the C/U now touched my other tooth, *CRACK* filling falls out, abscess - ouch, dentist in hospital with cancer treatment, temp dentist comes in (the receptionist from the dentists 5 mile away, i mean wtf?) goes - oh you've cracked your filling here let me fill that and proceeds to fill my tooth in OVER AND ABSCESS! (and so that i can't close my mouth properly as he's put far too much filling in) ARGHH.. ow ow ow, dentist dies :( - goto another dentist (when there was more than one in a 100 mile radius) who goes "oh you've got an abscess..." *looks behind reception to see guy who just filled in over my abscess, giving a confused but sturn look*
charges me £80 for putting it right and i've never been right since or been back...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# in my experience dentists don't know fuck all about anything
... I've NEVER been to a dentist I'm happy with.

if I were you I'd find your nearest University dental school... and if it's not too far away get them to have a look at you and see what they can do.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# don't worry the nerves are dead in that tooth anyway
at least now that part of my tooth isn't digging into the top of my top set of teeth
(i have horrible teeth as seen here :
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that means you'll only get half the windfall you'd be due from the toothfairy. I suggest you knock the rest of it out....
(actually, you'd best get down the dentist pretty sharpish)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# what dentist?
i'm in south west wales! there isn't a dentists for miles and miles!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You should worry
Just imagine if you lived in Eastern Europe - all your dentists would be HUNDREDS of miles away, over in Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahahahhah!
but I STILL can't get on the NHS list here. Oooooh no, I have to pay shit loads just to get into the fecking waiting room now.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# this news does not bode well for your dental health.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Cardiff University
www.cardiff.ac.uk/dentl/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# 88 miles away!
176 mile round trip... my ye olde car wouldn't make it :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# did you use to much meth again?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yes :(
oh wait i read that as floss
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)