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# why don't you have another drink then
Hemmingway... we all know how much more interesting you get when you've had another drink...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# it must be so hard being
PREFECT... everywhere except the bed room!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *slaps*
HOW DARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yeah - your mother was right about me
I bet you both feel so much better now that I've proved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Are you having fun with yourself?
I certainly am.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# :D
it passes the time until the cold embrace of death...

also - it tends to amuse Freebs.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That's right



when I'm around, and even when I'm not.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D
ha - well, if you will leave your email address where I can find it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I want a divorce!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HA!
where will you go? Who's going to put up with you ... that's the only reason you haven't left me until now - you're so scared of dying alone you can't bring yourself to leave me.

You make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Stop it, please
stop it - I can't fight any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# figting's all we've got left
it's this or give up now...

*pours another drink*

I've hated you for so long I've forgotten what it feels like to be happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# WE WERE NEVER HAPPY
you were drunk and I was young and in love... but we were never happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Well - at least I've remaind constant
*chokes back large glass of Midori and grimaces before pouring himself a larger one*

you just got old and bitter... but who can blame you? I sucked your youth away like so much Slushy Pup and threw away the ice filled cup when I was finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *sobs*
thank God we never had any children
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# yeah
heaven forbid there should ever be any joy in this house... or laugher... or love.

heaven forbid there should ever be anything to remind you how old and dead you already are...

there's only you and me and the ticking clock until one of us stops.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# you would have broken them like you've broken me
who could grow up with you as a father? Who could survive that ordeal and come out of it unscathed but still unloved...

You ... you... y... I'm glad it's only me that's had to live through this torment... that I've saved other people from having to endure it... to endure you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That's right - well done
YOU'RE a FUCKING MARTYR... your place in heaven is assured. Your God loves you even if no one else does.

You meet all of His criteria, tick His boxes... he doesn't need your love or you body... he doesn't want your respect or support... he just wants you to think that he's real and you're in.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
now YOUR failure is down to MY not supporting you?

you've never needed me, you barely even know I'm here unless we run out of Midori ... and you make sure we never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# well
that was cathartic.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)