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# It's not a real dance until you've bloodied the nose of the girl you were trying to chat up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Somebody once headbanged in my face (accidentally, I like to think)
but I didn't get all bleedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I once accidentally bloodied the nose of the girl I was trying to chat up.
Still pulled her as well.

*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# That's concussion for ya:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Concussion + rohypnol = win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Awwwww, romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
#
romance sex
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# potato/potato
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# sexytiem/arrestable offence
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# again
potato/potato.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I don't get it.
It's nothing to do with potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It's EVERYTHING to do with potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
Bloody honkies. Crackers, too. Being over here, taking our suncream. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I acidentally ripped out someone's nose ring with my hair when moshing.
'ningles Teh Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# but your hair is so short!
Did you have fishing hooks on the ends? Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# My hair used to almost come down to my waist:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# This I must see.
If chaps don't stop cutting off their hair I'm going to get a mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Hey it was getting in the way when I was building sound rigs
I think that and I exchanged it for a mow is a valid swap!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# as if most women like blokes with hair down their backs and beards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Have you ever met one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# a woman? yes. One that liked long hair and beards? Not as far as I am aware.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ah right
There's more than one woman. You'll find this out one day:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# PROTIP:
Men choose with their eyes, women choose with their ears.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# that suggests I have to make sound.
ok, I'll belch very impressively next time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# When I'm PM
it'll be the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# which is somewhat improbable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I've got more chance than you have.
Cheer up, Grumpy Gus. Try and imagine not taking things 100% seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# i didn't think I did.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# If that was written on a khazi was I'd be singing.
WoW and Gordon sitting in a tree...:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# This is a brilliant idea
but this picture will HAVE to be suppressed... pinko liberal guardian readers might be enthused by WoW's fraternisation with albino werewolf minorities... but they're too lazy or too busy to vote. The grey voters? The Mail readers - they'll be so shocked by this picture some of them might actually die.

DIE and then write in to complain about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Spelling errors FTEeeewww ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Yes
That's six inches lower:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# uughhh... that really sounds painfull........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ouch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# On sunday
I was teaching my daughter to mosh to Metallica's black album.

I know there's plenty of people who think '...And Justice For All' is the better album but she is only 8 months old.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# :D childmoshing is brilliant fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# She certainly seemed to enjoy bouncing up and down to it, waving her arms and everything
Sad But True and Wherever I May Roam seemed to be particular favourites.

But it made me miss having long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Mine's still not long enough again yet
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# and then thrown up in her cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)