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# Contains tru-fax

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I started this as an awareness picture after my other half had an allergy test and discovered she was allergic to a whole load of every day food products (print out below) but then I couldn't resist a b3ta twist.

Mrs XLVII's Allergy print out
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# be grateful she isn't alergic to you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh god!
They didn't test for me!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahhaah!
that printout - it's insane... can she only eat ricecakes now?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# The first thing I thought was
She can't have Rice and Peas!!

She can't eat much now no!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# blimey
did they just make up a load of stuff?

"Right...I've got 30 and we need 50. How about...handbags... toast... zips...um, air?...crocuses?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It looks like it doesn't it?
We have a frined who's been and done the same thing and he's sorted himself right out so it can't all be bollox.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I had allergy testing done once
and found out that I was allergic to the sticky tape with which they pasted the samples to my back :-(

oh and click :-)

slight TJ if I may? anyone know of the BEST optimisation method for pics plse? I'm using Gimp, but can't seem to get a stupid gif down below 55k and it's teeny-tiny. help appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# animated gif? becuase if it's animated 55kB is fine to post
if it's a still, why are you trying to save it as a gif and not a jpg or png?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Not animated
and it's not for the board as I have a distinct failure of the hummus-gland today, sadly. Has to be a gif or a jpg, and lossybits drive me mental.

edit; the jpg came out at 115k... waaay too big. probly because I'm hungover and an idiot though.

Thanks for bothering to reply though, really appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
Use this tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# THAT
worked a treat. thanks so much :-) 8Kb and actually legible. brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# It's an ace little tool that
Glad I could help, what is it you were doing?
Not everything has to be funny on here.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Trying
to help out one of my brothers, setting up web pages for email over amateur radio. Because I've been involved with computers since I was 16 (I'm 56 now and a major b3ta lurker) and machines were the size of small bungalows, then it follows that I must know everything about them, oh yes.....

(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I love the broad age spectrum on here!
Good luck! I wish I could help but my web design skills are shite to say the least, I must get with it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# SNAP!!
my web design skills though are on a par with my synchronised swimming skills. Big Fat Zero. but given my background obviously I know everything even VAGUELY related to computers: all of it. (well it's on a computer so fix it!!)

Fat Chance.

I agree totally though, age has nothing to do with ones sense of hummus; bring it on !!

edit: my body is 56, but my brain thinks it's 12 as usual :-)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*inhales*
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

*reads bit at the bottom*
Ouuch, sorry to hear that X. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# :D
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Poor Sausage!
I reckon most people are allergic to Chlorine, in fairness.

Well, drinking it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)