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# I WISH I WAS DEAD AND YOU WERE IN MY COFFIN


THEY'D BE CRYING OVER US BUT INSIDE WE'D BE LAUGHING
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Needs more balloons
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and cake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and pixels
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# perv!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pixels?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# OH SNAP!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I find this vanashingly unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That's because you think
his blood's green . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm a very simple man
I don't have the mental imaging capacities to comprehend the truth!

*double high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# too many pixels here
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# NEVER! FECKING! SATISFIED!
NEVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Sexiness can be deadly
Tits especially
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# What was wrong with the Geisha in the sewer?
I liked that one. It was nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That one SUCKED
It SUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It was nice though.
It looked like there might be a developing story from it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ...
was hoping for a fight with sharks where the geisha beats the shit out of them only using her razor sharp fan
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# emo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Monty you look like 'the dude' and/or 'jesus'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Could you bless my b3ta profile, my white russian and my carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Defintely 'the dude'.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I think that THIS
is one of my worst nightmares...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I've even considered traing hard at the 3" punch
so that I could escape being buried alive a la B Kiddo in Kill Bill II - the search for more money.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you'll all be sorry when I've perfected teh 3" punch
THEN you'll talk to me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I've perfected the 3" penis
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# well -- okay
I suppose that's a start.

you can put it away now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ?oh
I thought he already had!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# all 'tings
come to those who wait

*feels philosophical wave approaching*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)