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# hahaha
she must eat a lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# well
they do have a lot of potassium in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Maybe she's using a bit of artistic licence then...
My shit has lots of potassium in it, P-O-T-A-S-S-I-U-M...

Would make a better song, in my opinion, but it probably wouldn't sell as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# like that guy from the Grunidan
who re-rote the Katie Melluyauragh song about bikes so that it was scientifically more sound... and she recorded his words.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/sep/30/highereducation.uk

We are 13.7 billion light-years from
the edge of the observable universe,
That's a good estimate with
well-defined error bars,
Scientists say it's true, but
acknowledge that it may be refined,
And with the available information, I predict that I will always be
with you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# That Katie Melua's a good sport then, what oh!
I'd have called him a pedantic twat and snapped his legs like twigs...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Facts and science are not the same as pedantry.
You would be unable to snap "his legs like twigs" for example, as twigs are made of wood, while legs are made of bone, muscle, tendons, ligaments and skin, which not only makes them more difficult to break, but ensures that when they break, they do not break like twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# kurleecks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pffft!
I stand corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
I prefer the new version. Much better than the shite she managed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# She does do a rather fine version of
'Just Like Heaven', it has to be said.

shit, I admitted that out loud....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know any of her music
I just thought the quoted lyrics were hideous.

You totally uncool loser Melua fan, you.

She's rather sexy, in a lolita-ish way.

hmm, I appear to have said that out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)