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# Gwen Stefani is so happy she could...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Sheehan!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# source?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I dunno, just google it
They're hardly hidden away...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# here
images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/37/23043788.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ha
I've just realised I'm not sure how much I trust you...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :D
wise.

(edit: captain wow, insulting her favourite people since 1984. I'm actually going for that cigarette now).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# super quick toker
you demolished that ciggie in no time flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I haven't been yet
I'm going now though...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It's SFW
just slightly sexist and bitchy.

but accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *clicks*
AHA

Yes, agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I thought you might :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I'm very predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
pretty much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# eggselant
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I must say she has the weirdest nips
NSFW
images.celebset.net/pics/G/Gwen%20Stefani200661712515051680.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I doubt I'll be wanking over that at work
or at home.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I know, it's tough to know where to start.
I got surprisingly few results from my search.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ooooOOOOOooooh
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i gots to stop clicking google links
it keeps putting the moderate safe search on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# 'an't she got big 'ands?
I once heard in a song that her shit is bananas, bee ay en ay en ay es... I'm not sure what it means, but it might be an incite into her diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
she must eat a lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# well
they do have a lot of potassium in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Maybe she's using a bit of artistic licence then...
My shit has lots of potassium in it, P-O-T-A-S-S-I-U-M...

Would make a better song, in my opinion, but it probably wouldn't sell as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# like that guy from the Grunidan
who re-rote the Katie Melluyauragh song about bikes so that it was scientifically more sound... and she recorded his words.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/sep/30/highereducation.uk

We are 13.7 billion light-years from
the edge of the observable universe,
That's a good estimate with
well-defined error bars,
Scientists say it's true, but
acknowledge that it may be refined,
And with the available information, I predict that I will always be
with you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# That Katie Melua's a good sport then, what oh!
I'd have called him a pedantic twat and snapped his legs like twigs...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Facts and science are not the same as pedantry.
You would be unable to snap "his legs like twigs" for example, as twigs are made of wood, while legs are made of bone, muscle, tendons, ligaments and skin, which not only makes them more difficult to break, but ensures that when they break, they do not break like twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# kurleecks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pffft!
I stand corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
I prefer the new version. Much better than the shite she managed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# She does do a rather fine version of
'Just Like Heaven', it has to be said.

shit, I admitted that out loud....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know any of her music
I just thought the quoted lyrics were hideous.

You totally uncool loser Melua fan, you.

She's rather sexy, in a lolita-ish way.

hmm, I appear to have said that out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# OH HAI!!! IT'S ME AGAIN
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)