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# I'm bored, so have a quick face-swap.


Be thankful none of them have tits this time.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# They just *are* tits instead, eh?
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hmm, that gives me some dubious inspiration...
*goes off to find a misc. model*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# all i can see is Rowan Atkinson and Jeremy Irons.
what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Jeremy Irons needs to go on a diet
he's not looking too good
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# what does one to eat to become a gnops?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# grapes?
sour ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# breadsticks.
Using your eyebrows and bottom lip to chew them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson ftw!


TJ: in other news, I've upset a man twice my age and he hasn't got the balls to confront me. Preferring to skuttle off and speak with my second in command! I'm quite pleased I have that sort of power. :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# how and why?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I kept "having a go" at him
When, in actual fact, I kept correcting him because he never listened and didn't do anything right. When I told him to do something for the umpteenth time yesterday he got all stroppy and now he wants to leave.

Aw, do you mean I don't have to tell you to do things ten times a day anymore? How will I ever go on(!?)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# do what i do...
write it down and point at it everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# That might have worked
He was always reading when I was trying to tell him something.

He'd insist he was listening and then ask someone else what I was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i remember when i was 22 , vaguely
i was rather non-confrontational when it came to dealing with young folk, i was always afraid they'd pee their pants or something
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Ah
young'uns have to learn somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# that's part of the fun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# strange how they both now look like mr bean :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha thankyou
for sparing us
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Is that Mr Bean on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# no - he's a member of the labour party!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# come on
that's political satire at it's best!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# very good - Alisair Brown looks rather good.
In other news... I've wandered on to the News of the World website... it's not very good, but I did find this - www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article5651.ece

I like the caption under the photograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Here - read this while the world collapses."

"What? Don't be stupi- ooo ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yeah
In other news someone was at Oxford and now they're a hooker! John Snow has more...

ha ha ha - being a hooker is summing I love (because she used to be a maths student!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)