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# damn you kids and your fancy newfangled
cultural references. Bring back Muffin the Mule!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'm contemplating a bestiality joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I set it up for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Last time we tried the RSPCA got involved
although to be fair I think 3 in the afternoon on the main beach at Hastings was probably a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# they are so up their
own arses in Hastings. Try Brighton next time. You'll probably get an appreciative audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Lesbian human/donkey porn?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# never mind that.
Where are my photographs woman? I am out of portraits after this one is done.



Click for bigger (295KB)

( I am trying to paint in photoshop, it is all of the torture )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I've got a bazillion zits at the moment
so that's all bad...

I'll have a look and see when I get back. There might be new ones knocking about.

You're lovely (and I refuse to believe otherwise).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# well look at it this way.
The zits are there and I won't be painting them, so if you are just vain and don't want me to see them then fine. Otherwise get some quirky shots done in high res so I can work on something. just make sure those eyes are nice and big :) and no tiny pupils or I'll have to cheat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Big eyes. Gotcha.
I need some MDMA and a dark room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I do love your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# When I die, you can keep them. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# In Scotland verbal contracts are legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# In Scotland all I'd probably ever be able to say is
teeeheehee your voice is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# well - that would be legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# what if I can't wait that long?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# photocopy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Then you'll have to carve them out beforehand
I can only think of 9 people at most that you'll have to fend off.

If you do carve them though, leave the blood trails down my cheeks so I can go and get them tattooed on. Lolgoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha. Only nine?
I'll make it fair and leave the weapons at home.

You may keep them. I only want to look at them fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 11 if we're counting two extra b3tans
16 if we're counting the rest of my grandparents as well.

That's very kind of you.

Edit: yeah, yeah, I don't really do thousands of vague friends, I'd rather have a few very close ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# me too
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Super special club in the dark for two.
UHNtissUHNtissUHNtissUHNtiss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
I love MDMA - everything's amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# oh Stewie
your head is so smooth, how you doin' that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Here's a portrait for ya...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that's strange
I was contemplating a joke about proper book keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
Contemplating a bestiality joke. shirley?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# necrophillia, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Come on. Out of the two it's definitely the preferable choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# copro or necro...
hmm, I'm still not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ew, copro.
I'm still haunted by mental images of GG Allin. Never mind 2 girls 1 cup, it's worse watching a little bloke do it with his own before spitting it on his paying audience and beating them about the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)