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# i don't know about you
but i'd get a hacksaw and some springs like that running guy
(top shop btw)
edit : reading that she has to have one of her legs amputated at the hip... but if her mum listened to the doctors when she was 7... she wouldn't have this trouble now... i ask you - sheesh
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'd get one machine gun leg and one dildo one
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# MARRY ME!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Flamethrowers which double up as rocket boosters.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# And maybe the occasional buzzsaw feets
with motherfuckin' LASER KNEES
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i'd avoid lazer knee's if i where u
not as impressive as they sound
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *hissy fits*
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes have those fitted instead
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'll make sure to get the six rubber cunts special
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ...yes u do that
..i'll wait here
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Lol u are so super gay for me and my rubber cunts
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Best of all the LULULULULLLUUUUULUUULULULULUULUUULLVCCXXXXXXXXXXXpth?

I wonder what that was doing in my /ac
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# i am?
*looks worried* i didn't think i was homosexual :-s
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ...after all, you think of girls while you do it
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# bumming men
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# giving spare change to homless men?
...like thats ever gonna happen!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# its tea
don't worry my cup has sprung a leak put a brolly on that sheep before it gets damp and shrinks!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)