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# Legs 11
Source Article on mirror.co.uk

(ryloth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Mmmm legs that keep on going forever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Cor
a himshe with legs
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i don't know about you
but i'd get a hacksaw and some springs like that running guy
(top shop btw)
edit : reading that she has to have one of her legs amputated at the hip... but if her mum listened to the doctors when she was 7... she wouldn't have this trouble now... i ask you - sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'd get one machine gun leg and one dildo one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# MARRY ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Flamethrowers which double up as rocket boosters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# And maybe the occasional buzzsaw feets
with motherfuckin' LASER KNEES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i'd avoid lazer knee's if i where u
not as impressive as they sound
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# *hissy fits*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes have those fitted instead
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'll make sure to get the six rubber cunts special
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ...yes u do that
..i'll wait here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Lol u are so super gay for me and my rubber cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
http://www.ilovemediocresrubbercunts.net
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Best of all the LULULULULLLUUUUULUUULULULULUULUUULLVCCXXXXXXXXXXXpth?

I wonder what that was doing in my /ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# i am?
*looks worried* i didn't think i was homosexual :-s
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ...after all, you think of girls while you do it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# bumming men
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# giving spare change to homless men?
...like thats ever gonna happen!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# its tea
don't worry my cup has sprung a leak put a brolly on that sheep before it gets damp and shrinks!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Would
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# will do..

Wine goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Should
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# fucking hell!
i want her shoes!
(i may be odd, but my initial reaction is 'cut them off' after all, prosthetic limbs are fucken ace these days)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Jamie
Oliver?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Oliver?
No, just the bottom part
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot and his wanking chariot
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Jamie Oliver and his wanking conifer
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hugh ferringwittingwhatshisface and his oh forget it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# OIOI!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# sdfsdflkfd
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and his wanking shitting balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# James Tanner and his wanking spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# james blumenthal's human balls
edit: wanking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Antony worrell thompson and his wanking cartwheeling cat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# delia smith's fetish for piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
John Torode and his wanking toad?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Haha, is that the shouty man off masterchef?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Darn Tuten
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# nick nairn's illegitimate bairn
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Phil Vickers torrent of wankrags
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# nigella lawson's backstreet abortion
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Rick Stein's dick's benign.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# gary rhodes' scrotal electrodes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Gordon Ramseys Fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# egon ronay's incontinent pon(a)y
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# michel roux wanking in poo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Marco Pierre White, fisting through the night
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Fanny Craddock helps my dad dock.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Gino D’Acampo thrusting a pony
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Leslie Waters deepthroats porters.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# rick stein's anal whine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# rick stein piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# pissenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Paul Rankin - selfsuck and wankin'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# gary rhoads sucks filthy toads
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Gary rhodes piss
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8833946
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8833944
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *puts up umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# anthony bourdain drains his main vein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Heston Blumenthal's testicular clamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# rick stein's wanking spine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Raymond Blanc putting a donk.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# James Martin entertains me fartin'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Marco Pierre whites magical dish of shite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ken Holm's pre pubescant dome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Gary Rhodes sucking on chodes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# looks like next weeks compo idea sorted...
Celeb cooks rhyming cocks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha, do it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..
What...

Who drunk all that wine and where is the next bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# thunder thighs!
chunky bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Haahahahhaha
Fuck!
Top shop!

(top lurking aswell) :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Aww!
You noticed!
... and Thank You!
(ryloth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# how does it pee?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Terrible
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# She said no, but her eyes said yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Ok Alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hic! Nooning ClanSoul hows they hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha fucking hell.
Top shop, and top lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Stop stealing my words!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck!
Top words, top steal aswell!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahah fuck!
Also Nings you dick :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahahahah fuck!
EEEH BAH.

I'm fucking bored, i gave up playing word football earlier, against some human cocking dictionary - twat.

edit: you get a selection of letters, and you have to make as many words as you can, then there is like 30
letters to get to the goal, then any extra get more points, whoever gets the most gets one goal, and then you start over.
You get extra points for using all of your words, and if you use the longest word, the other player gets one letter taken away.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# word football?
edit: sounds like OCD boggle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# OCD?
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order . . . like they should be.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Word Football? WTF?!
I was playing madden 09 earlier but kept getting annoyed at losing, so turned it off and started eating shortbread :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Link me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I said link me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=48564
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Haahahahaha
No!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I can't find it now you tosser.
More chefs?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Im spent of chefs
and I didnt realise we were rhyming til halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# It's okay...
... I have enough 'love' for you both.
(ryloth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# CANSTANDYA CUZ YA FEETS TOO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# "Just getting dressed in the morning is a mammoth task."
Bad choice of words, me dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# That made me giggle too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Damn her lady pads'll be hooooooj!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Maybe
her legs had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# *click*
ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Very would
assuming I can find the access panel
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yeah
seriously good shoppe stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oh, i thought is was adam out of adam and joe
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)