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# I have designed my own currency.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# fuck with me like china motherfucker?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# OH FUCK NO
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I like it!
It's a bit spiky and drippy though - would it ruin my purse?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Every note is approximately the size and weight of a doormat.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# is this because you've printed them on doormats?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Nope, I carved them out of wood.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# you carved your wood?
now that's some extreme wanking!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# *That's* where we've been going wrong
We've made money far too convenient to carry around.
Hence the current catastrophic global financial meltdown of doom as The Sun is probably calling it.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# This is a wonderful and lovely banknote
I would like to spend many of these. *clicks*

What's with the strange red speckly bits though?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I don't know.
It might be my scanner playing up, or I might have fiddled with some buttons or something.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'D BUY THAT FOR A DO...
...oh, wait...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Oh Noes!
Your scanner is still gheyed!

Woo though!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Seconded, on both counts!
 
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# $1's worth pls.
BOOK PROGRESS = X%? DO TELL.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Putting the book together is proving to be a lot more work than I'd thought.
It could be done in a week or a year, I'm really not sure.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# :(((
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That shit is so cash.
Woo.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# :D
LIQUID MONIES!

Laters dude.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)