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# I watched him in Mirrors a couple of days back
which isn't an awful film....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I saw teh trailers on Wossie.
I thought it looked alright, but thank you for setting me straight LD
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# No, it is alright.
Seriously, I enjoyed it. Having said that, I have also been known to enjoy Crossroads (the Britney film) and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is Evolution considered to be a bad film?

I watched it again last night, for the 3rd time in about 4 days :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!
I can't be trusted to judge it properly, it's got my wife in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ROFL!
"What flavour?

I don't care! It's for my ass!"

"THERES A FLY IN MY SUIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I love Orlando Jones.
Such a pretty individual, bless him. When I make my blaxploitation epic retelling of the Bible (oh yes) he shall be in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I would like to please play Salome....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# You've got to be black or a superbadesque honky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Whatchoo saying muthafucka?
You saying I aint badass?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# When Judas is asked to kiss Jesus
the line shall be 'what kind of over-friendly white-boy cracker-assed shit d'yall think we get up to, dawg?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Oh my!
I must be Judas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Evolution? That is a brilliant movie!
"It's amazing how many women just take their shirts off to him!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sarah Silvermans Bra FTW \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Women are just always opening their shirts to him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Plus it's got Ethan Suplee in it
and I have an awful hard time not loving him. Even in American History X, he's the most endearing militant neo-nazi redneck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Aye, this is true.
He is fucking awesome!

"Cells are Bad!

Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It is 10 foot by 12...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# heheh, yeah, I have to agree with that...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# And he gets a song in my head like no other
which is bad when watching the aforementioned film.

Knackers, now it's in my head again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I was thinking of just
watching the Korean original, so I was
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I was thinking that may be a good idea
I didn't realise it was a remake until I read the credits. I wish I'd watched them the other way around now.

Like the Eye. Like fuck am I going to see the Jessica 'Mardy Arse' Alba version.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# But she is hawt!
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# See, that's a popular opinion
but to me she just seems to be a smoking body with the face of a 6 year old girl on top. It just all feels a bit wrong to me. That and she IS a mardy arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I have never noticed her to be mardy,
she always seems quite nice to me.

Oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# my informed opinion on Jessica Alba
is that she can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Well said. Nurse, give this man a bed bath with a happy ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# yarrrr
I had odd dreams where my legs were Japanese boxes of differing sizes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Did you use them for storage or display?
My dreams were horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)