b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8838642 (Thread)

# You have clearly used image manipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# oh yeah
reads FULL compo instructions

Does this mean I have to get someone to stand behind me in the nip, and I have to paint my cock magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# compo instructions
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
FAMOUS WORK OF ART
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# that's what I read
bah- it means getting up from behind my desk of porn and actually doing something.
Fuck the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I got a jub
I can't do all kinds of cool stuff etc.

or maybe I will...grr
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# a jub?
big jubs?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I GUT A JUB!
Befor tey tuk it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# me too!!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *jub dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I can't not do nuffink
on account of my jub mister!

eh what?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *volunteers*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# let me get this straight
you are volunteering to stand behind me while we are both in the nip and I paint my cock magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# i have a paint brush and magenta paint...
*drops to knees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It's the nearest thing
to sex he'll get this year, I expect he's already on the plane ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# that hurts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# aww.
That's the perils of giving out the details of your life to all and sundry on a place such as b3ta. Especially with cunts like me in residence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yeah i noticed that. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# not as much as it's going to hurt you
you're going in front for the reacharound
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# suits me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and the anal rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)