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# obvious really
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# uncompo this now.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# err, why?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You have clearly used image manipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# oh yeah
reads FULL compo instructions

Does this mean I have to get someone to stand behind me in the nip, and I have to paint my cock magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# compo instructions
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
FAMOUS WORK OF ART
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# that's what I read
bah- it means getting up from behind my desk of porn and actually doing something.
Fuck the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I got a jub
I can't do all kinds of cool stuff etc.

or maybe I will...grr
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# a jub?
big jubs?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I GUT A JUB!
Befor tey tuk it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# me too!!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *jub dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I can't not do nuffink
on account of my jub mister!

eh what?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *volunteers*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# let me get this straight
you are volunteering to stand behind me while we are both in the nip and I paint my cock magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# i have a paint brush and magenta paint...
*drops to knees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It's the nearest thing
to sex he'll get this year, I expect he's already on the plane ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# that hurts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# aww.
That's the perils of giving out the details of your life to all and sundry on a place such as b3ta. Especially with cunts like me in residence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yeah i noticed that. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# not as much as it's going to hurt you
you're going in front for the reacharound
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# suits me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and the anal rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# haha!!
nice pubeidge!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# it's a cock hahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# This is completly off topic but has anyone else noticed....
The 2nd line in the Wiki Article Abour Door Knobs ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doorknob
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# that's some QUALITY wikipedia trolling there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# has the entry on plumbing been fixed yet?
It was great, some nice chap explained the sexual practice of 'plumbing' (the depths ) on the wiki pipes and ubend page.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# oh dear
heh, ah well, all humanity is here or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/14/wikipedia_plumbing/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# that sounds fucking great! gonna try that on k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# And people wonder why I won't accept wikipedia as gospel
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i'm sorry.
i forgot that i wanted to search door knob on wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# HAHAHA excellent
Interestingly I didn't know until a couple of days ago that wikipedia is actually a registered charity and it moderated by ten volenteers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'm not sure what amuses me more...
the trolling bit, or the fact that someone has in all seriousness compiled the rest of the entry on DOORKNOBS FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I can't condone the vandalism, but
WTF DOORKNOBS???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I found an entry for mug!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *office lol*
These are priceless!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I'm half tempted to add 'battlecry of The Tick'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# SPOOOORRRRRRK!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
What is even more random is there is an article as to what Wikipedia is in Wikipedia !

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Vitruvian cdc!
Compo pearoast tiem.



Well I think b3ta icons are art...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I like the emphasis on his....
Manhood.
(angel eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)