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# palinboogie

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# She needs mass shootings to the vulva.
Ed: I've just checked my mp3 collection, somehow I don't have 'Apppetite For Destruction'..what the hell?

Like, really.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# she needs to be
cut open with a spoon and fed to the hungry sows.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# She needs to be fed into a woodchipper while a thousand dogs ejaculate onto her face which has been scarred and covered in lemon juice.
You know it makes sense.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# How absolutely dare you not have that?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Like really, wtf, omg.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I hope you mean something involving ammunition
and not with your mutton musket/lamb cannon/beef bazooka...

And on that note, night all!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Night Colonel!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Night, Jon-boy.
Night, Pa.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I get up around seven, get out of bed around nine.
Tata.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I have Aperatif for Destruction.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I hear that's most cheeky.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It's brilliant :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# meh
they're over-rated


can't see chinese democracy selling too well when it comes out
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice one!

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# now
with added donk :-)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't need a gun.
I've got a Donk.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I had a Junior Spesh yesterday!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Everything needs a bit more donk :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That fucker would be wearing my jizzmask if she wasn't parading around pretending the child that we made together was her daughter's
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# she's so mingy
and brown...what is with all the brown make up??? WHY OH WHY?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# And you miss are all sex!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i know
i'm trying to get myself a date..but waiting to see if he asks me out for a drink first..we're talking about bruce forsyth right now tho..
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I don't remember mentioning Bruce Forsyth....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# But but but,
wjat about me? And us? :'(
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# you'll always have paris
:)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *hiltons*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# good gaaaaime good gaaaaime
no really

er, good luck :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I didn't realise she had makeup on.
I thought she had "Fucking Tard" written through her like Blackpool rock.

Please, expand on the make-up thing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it's very brown. lots of brown.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ah, to be a lady.
Mrs. B. notices things like that too. I just thought she had a jaw that warranted "extreme concentration".
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)