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# I thought
I might do something crappy like having the thinker on the crapper but I got mildly distracted and ended up doing some daft silhoutte malarkey and then I thought I should think again before posting such tedious and unfunny bollocks but having thought again I thought what the fuck what can the b3tans do to me anyway and now I think I am about to find out...

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# is it filtar tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Yup!
And if you have any filter tips...

(ha ha see what I did just then? Filter tips? God I kill myself sometimes!)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# i ddo..now i want to smoke.
YOU'VE MADE ME SMOKE AND MAYBE GIVE MYSELF CANCER.

oh god, i keep seeing the nhs quit smoking ads on tv and they keep saying "call now for your free pack"...do you think i'll get a free packet of snouts if i ring?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Worth a try
though I have my douts

douts!? douts! Christ, I am pissin' meself now!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# you are about as funny as jonathan ross
and if you get that quote then you are funny!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Oh Dear...


Edit: I didn't maybe ought to capitalise the d in dear there. Typo - honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Statues on the shitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# i would help.
because im just such a caring nice individual like that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# well she is a flid!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Standards of beauty were different back in those days.
Women you could stack on a shelf after sex were highly prized.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# JEEEERUUUU!
*CUDDLES AND RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# *feels violated*

*feels amy*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# No one likes you
I totally tracked you down on facebook and you have like 3 friends. It's pitiful.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# oh!
you're supposed to have friends on there?

edit: actually, I have a myspace (I know, soooo '2005') and have a total of 1 friend on there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# OMG FACEBOOK STALKER LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I like him
but I don't have a facebook. Otherwise, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Haha!
Ye see? This is what it is all about. This is why I'll never make the grade. Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Ha
took me a minute to figure it out, I think because his back is not very clearly defined. That's not a criticism at all, I like the fact that it took a while to fall into place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Also brilliant,
hilarious, innovative and era defining. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)