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# *leans forward and does Boris' jacket up whilst cleaning his nose with a wet hanky*
look at the state of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# what a great representative for the nation he is.
shame he didn't stagger up for that flag with a can of special brew.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# it'd be half a decanter of port
and an 'I went to Eton and all I got was this lousy cravat' cravat tied round his messy head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# God, no
you never do up a single-breasted jacked except at a funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Well I do
and I'm the fucking Duchess of Kent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# then shurley you should be composed mostly of
Dunhill's, Pims and tweed...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *breaks off arm to reveal she is 100% Duchy Organic Oat Biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *adds cheese*
mmmmmthishishvurryummy!

*crumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# You'll never be a proper aunty unless you spit
on that tissue . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Didn't say how it got wet, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *imagines*
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)