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# Arseface.
He shot himself in the head and didn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# he also made the call, confusingly
and could still speak, although it was a little laboured. luckily, there were subtitles. yay for mostly unnecessary subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Unnecessary subtitles you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-MQH-9NrJ4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I like the live ones on telly.
They make me think 'I should be doing this, not these illiterate bastards'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
yes, they can be rather humourous at times.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# unlike me
who is humourous all the time. And sexy. And talented. And optimistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# yes, yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# and what a rock career that followed
*may have invented that part of the comic.. not quite sure*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# No, that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i always thought the most depressing thing in the world would be to be shit at suicide.
you're fed up, nothing's going your way, life's got it in for you and you can't even fucking kill yourself........YOU FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I wouldn't.
I'd just take it as proof of my invincibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I rmember some farmer was quite fucked off with everything, so he decided it was time to party with mr shotgun
he succeeded in removing half of his face

I think he tried to jump off a bridge too

there was definately a bridge in the story

/discomeats fails at anecdote blog

true story tho

edit: he didn't die, I guess I didn't make that clear :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ramblerambleramble......................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
arrr !! aar dfmb blmbblaaa blaa

*falls asleep*

zzzz

zzZZZ

ZZZzzz

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my thoughts too
unless of course you hallucinate a bit and come back convinced you're christ.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)