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# whay has this
NOT been done before?!?

I DEMAND JUSTICE...AND A TEA POT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# tea pots are shite
coffee pot. That's what you want. Nice big coffee pot full of lovely coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# God Damn you WOW!!
NOW I need a coffee...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# OF COURSE YOU DO
if you don't have one you need one. This is the first rule of coffee club. The second rule is no hitting in the niblets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *sighs and takes out notepad*
I'm never going to remember all of this... go on, any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No heavy petting.
And by that I mean camels and sperm whales, not fingering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# so fingering IS allowed?
as long as you're not fingering a camel?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# coffee club is pretty great isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# :D
I run the best things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# depends how much you like fingering camels
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# LIAR
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR COFFE
RIGHT UP YA CHUFF!

TEA FOR THE WIN

/CAPS LOCK STUCK DOWN...SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# easy now
there's no need for me to have to break your nose over this... let's just agree that some like coffee and some like tea it's a useful metaphor for sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# i like both
but tea is the winnah

there's too many piss poor coffees on the market
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i broke my caps lock key and cant
put it back on now :-(

that'll teach me

*sips tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# yeah sorry - I over reacted
I need more coffee... or a tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# dont worry
i was going to edit, but then your posts would look confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# If you drank coffee, your capslock would be fine.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# if you drank tea
you could have these: -



(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# would look better
in Green White and Gold
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# that's what hitler said
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# his facial expression screams
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Fucking innit.
We'll go and have our dark european sex whilst you cover each other in milk and knitted coverlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I find both of these ideas
arousing... I am mentally not right for this world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# The first is better.
Not a question.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yeah
but I like the challenge posed by trying to find the second one sexy...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ive got some cranberry jaffa cakes
got 'em cheap off the market and they aint bad, so if you bring the tea
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# CRANNNBERRRRYYYYY????
That just doen't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Ok ill suck out the cranberry
but they are kosher

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# wait a minute...
cranberry?

That's it - I'm turning communist. From now on I'm a Marxist... you filthy affluent capitalist dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# at 12p a packet
Mr Trotsky, I think they are a win

mind you the date on them suggests they were best eaten when dinosaurs roamed free
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)