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# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you are fake and sent me a picture of a micro penis (just for the record, i do not need to see a picture of a penis as I have a penis already)
fake sushi

real sushi
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# This is why being gay is so confusing...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# your gay?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# His gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# let him answer ...sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# were all gay
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# oh its a hap hap happy day
when you bend over and your all gay
do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# la la la
*minces*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *beef burgers*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *fondant fancies*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# okay thats just too gay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha!
I win at gayness!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *cough*
*custard creams*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *looks startled*
er...

*jam rings*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# *ginger nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# gayest biscuit ever
BOURBUMS
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Apparently so...
www.bourbonsbar.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha!
love the cheesy ballad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Cher no less,
they stopped short of YMCA tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# haha!
I want mine in a cocktail glass with a pink parasol, just to keep 'em guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# *spotted dick*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *fudge bars*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# *gays*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Not *all* gay...
...about 80%
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# LOLGAYS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i mean
why email someone a picture of a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# why not? it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# but i'm a man with a penis
*waggles* see!
i have no need for unexpected penises appearing in my inbox (not an innuendo)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i see.
but just because you want your inbox to be a penis-free zone, that doesn't mean you should ruin it for the rest of us horny buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hmm i'm sure if you put an advert "post your penises to this address"
you'd get plenty :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# "fill my postal slot with your man-meat packages"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# see!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# *waits 4-6 weeks for delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I feel sometimes
that I'm not emailed pictures of penises often enough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# me too
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# It's a surprisingly common
problem.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# indeed.
*rounds up horny celebrities*
*writes catchy song*
*founds CockAid*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Google "Massive black cock" and you'll get a picture of mine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# that can't be yours!
i recognise it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# all you gay are belong to us
somebody set us up the bum
www.b3ta.com/board/8853706
i'm heterosexual and single - hello sexy ladies on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I could be a sexy lady if you want me to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# but that'll make me homosexual
there is a flaw in your plan
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# OH.... I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A GAY!
MY BAD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# maybe when i have more wrinkles than teeth
...then again maybe not
infact no... exit only - sorry bumgays
SkUG is staying heterosexual
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# OH GOODIE
I DIDNT WANT TO HAVE TO HOMOCYBER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)