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# I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BEA ARTHUR
I DID IT ONCE, BUT NOT TWICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I DID NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BEA ARTHUR A SECOND TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I did it once, just now.
I shan't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# NO SIRREE. NO I WILL NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH BEA ARTHUR.
I WILL NOT DO IT ON A PLANE
I WILL NOT DO IT ON A TRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I WILL NEVER GIS AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# GIVE IT A DAY OR SO, YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE GIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'M ALREADY BACK
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)
# DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE BEA?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I wish my girlfriend had Bea's voice.
This is a metaphorical girlfriend, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# and her pendulous breasts.
metaphorical breasts, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# My metaphorical girlfriend cheated on me
and laced my tea with a diuretic. I tried to persuade her one last time to change but I had to keep stopping to go to the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# use a jar, they're fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# IRONICALLY SHE WAS SEEING A COFFEE MERCHANT BEHIND MY BACK.
WHICH KIND OF EXPLAINED HER NEW COFFEE AROMA, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, AND IRRITABILITY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# ironic irony, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
#
baltimore.craigslist.org/mis/886875443.html
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)
# TAKE THIS... THING... BACK TO BALTIMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)
# muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Not even with McNulty's
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I imagine sex with Bea Arthur would be like putting your penis in a bunch of baby octopus tenacles wrapped up in a large handful of newspaper
with a strange erotic (but not arousing) buzzing sound emitting from a pile of barber shop shavings just out of view, beyond a tangled mass of sheets falling off the edge of the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)
# and you imagine this frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# It is now the time of night where the free wireless internet my city provides for me actually works and I have been able to view your video
1. It is quite beautiful.
2. I am curious as to why:
a. you knew that the jar would hold all your urine.
b. you have a jar for putting your urine into.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
# The average human bladder can hold 500ml-750ml
so that one should have been fairly easy

I can't answer part b of your question, but you weren't asking me anyway.

I HOPE YOU LIKED MY TEN CENTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Hey, I just watched that again
That's one of those reusable jars isn't it?

Have you re-used it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# SEE BELOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# AWW HELL NAW
Does it really get that cold in Canadia that sleeping with a jar full of piss next to you is a better option than just walking down the hallway?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# no, it's a sleep thing.
if i have to manouever stairs or obstacle courses to piss in the middle of a sleep, i'll wake up. i hate that, particularly because i am an insomniac. here i have no problem, as the toilet is close by. when i housesit for my ex, his toilet is up a flight of stairs and his kitchen sink (we all use that, yes) is well away from the bedroom.

at my old place, before this apartment, i had a window at just the right height.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:27, archived)
# hurrah for free access to nonsense!
1. thanks, it wasn't meant to be beautiful, but i decluttered to focus attention.
2a. i thought it would not hold all of it, so i cut myself off midstream when the statuette began to swirl in what i thought was an amusing manner. i thought it would be silly to restart at that point.
2b. i have lots of empty jars - this one held turmeric root up until a couple of days ago. i dropped it and broke the lip and lid a little, getting glass shards in the rubber sealant ring, so it's no longer good for storing food. it works with wee just fine, though.
2b2. my toilet is just a short walk from my bed - when i live/stay in places where stairs are involved, i night-piss into a handy jug or jar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# A LIKELY STORY
A COMPLETELY SENSIBLE AND BELIEVABLE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I think it would be more like fucking an old man who just so happens to have a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:04, archived)
# you just reminded me of john hughes.
my vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)