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# Well fuck my hat, it's TV's The Golden Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BEA ARTHUR
I DID IT ONCE, BUT NOT TWICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I DID NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BEA ARTHUR A SECOND TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I did it once, just now.
I shan't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# NO SIRREE. NO I WILL NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH BEA ARTHUR.
I WILL NOT DO IT ON A PLANE
I WILL NOT DO IT ON A TRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I WILL NEVER GIS AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# GIVE IT A DAY OR SO, YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE GIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'M ALREADY BACK
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)
# DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE BEA?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I wish my girlfriend had Bea's voice.
This is a metaphorical girlfriend, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# and her pendulous breasts.
metaphorical breasts, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# My metaphorical girlfriend cheated on me
and laced my tea with a diuretic. I tried to persuade her one last time to change but I had to keep stopping to go to the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# use a jar, they're fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# IRONICALLY SHE WAS SEEING A COFFEE MERCHANT BEHIND MY BACK.
WHICH KIND OF EXPLAINED HER NEW COFFEE AROMA, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, AND IRRITABILITY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# ironic irony, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
#
baltimore.craigslist.org/mis/886875443.html
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)
# TAKE THIS... THING... BACK TO BALTIMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)
# muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Not even with McNulty's
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I imagine sex with Bea Arthur would be like putting your penis in a bunch of baby octopus tenacles wrapped up in a large handful of newspaper
with a strange erotic (but not arousing) buzzing sound emitting from a pile of barber shop shavings just out of view, beyond a tangled mass of sheets falling off the edge of the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)
# and you imagine this frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# It is now the time of night where the free wireless internet my city provides for me actually works and I have been able to view your video
1. It is quite beautiful.
2. I am curious as to why:
a. you knew that the jar would hold all your urine.
b. you have a jar for putting your urine into.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
# The average human bladder can hold 500ml-750ml
so that one should have been fairly easy

I can't answer part b of your question, but you weren't asking me anyway.

I HOPE YOU LIKED MY TEN CENTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Hey, I just watched that again
That's one of those reusable jars isn't it?

Have you re-used it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# SEE BELOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# AWW HELL NAW
Does it really get that cold in Canadia that sleeping with a jar full of piss next to you is a better option than just walking down the hallway?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# no, it's a sleep thing.
if i have to manouever stairs or obstacle courses to piss in the middle of a sleep, i'll wake up. i hate that, particularly because i am an insomniac. here i have no problem, as the toilet is close by. when i housesit for my ex, his toilet is up a flight of stairs and his kitchen sink (we all use that, yes) is well away from the bedroom.

at my old place, before this apartment, i had a window at just the right height.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:27, archived)
# hurrah for free access to nonsense!
1. thanks, it wasn't meant to be beautiful, but i decluttered to focus attention.
2a. i thought it would not hold all of it, so i cut myself off midstream when the statuette began to swirl in what i thought was an amusing manner. i thought it would be silly to restart at that point.
2b. i have lots of empty jars - this one held turmeric root up until a couple of days ago. i dropped it and broke the lip and lid a little, getting glass shards in the rubber sealant ring, so it's no longer good for storing food. it works with wee just fine, though.
2b2. my toilet is just a short walk from my bed - when i live/stay in places where stairs are involved, i night-piss into a handy jug or jar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# A LIKELY STORY
A COMPLETELY SENSIBLE AND BELIEVABLE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I think it would be more like fucking an old man who just so happens to have a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:04, archived)
# you just reminded me of john hughes.
my vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# nicely minimalist
in the vein of Matisse. I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# "Where did you get that hat from?"
"Ma deah, in pulaht societeh we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
"Okay, where did you get that hat from, bitch?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# puddin taint!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# ooh!
one of them was from my hometown! I'M A FUCKING STAR
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# next on mythbusters: were the golden girls really made of gold?
quick, beret-guy, kick them all in the smelter!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# "a swift kick in the smelter"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# "I think she pissed her pants"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# how? she has no nose!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Most disappointing episode ever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:06, archived)
# maybe for you.
i liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# I may have mentioned this before
 
but I did have kind of a crush on Bea Arthur when that show was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# zomg gerontophile.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I WAS ONLY NINE OR TEN OKAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ner ner ner i bot a pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# ew. gross. how?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# I do recall this conversation
That's probably what led me to search for her on google.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i like the golden girls.
i watch it sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Hehe
Nice, sorry about the mess in your hat though!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)