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# I wish my girlfriend had Bea's voice.
This is a metaphorical girlfriend, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# and her pendulous breasts.
metaphorical breasts, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# My metaphorical girlfriend cheated on me
and laced my tea with a diuretic. I tried to persuade her one last time to change but I had to keep stopping to go to the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# use a jar, they're fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# IRONICALLY SHE WAS SEEING A COFFEE MERCHANT BEHIND MY BACK.
WHICH KIND OF EXPLAINED HER NEW COFFEE AROMA, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, AND IRRITABILITY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# ironic irony, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
#
baltimore.craigslist.org/mis/886875443.html
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)
# TAKE THIS... THING... BACK TO BALTIMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)
# muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Not even with McNulty's
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)