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# Are those arms shopped?
Or does Charlie have man hands?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# She has man hands I'm afraid
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hands like shovels
*offers help for art recreation*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Finally, a man offers to help!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# glad to be of service ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Charlie
has always been a huge bundle of sinewy testosterone. I'd hardly be surprised to find that her pendulous, unfettered funbags were just stitched on in some hideous Frankenstein-like experiment involving Titchmarsh with stick-twine and a potato seeder whilst Tommy looked on maniacally, sticking brad nails into her in random places with his cordless nail gun because as soon as Tommy discovered the cordless nail gun there was not a thing within 500 yards that was safe from him putting a bastard nail in it whether it required it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)