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# ....Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# just one more thing...
...is that a crocus?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Or is she just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# glass eye and no bra
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# is he doing a spot of forensic gardening?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# well do you see a microscope anywhere? This is clearly not Forensic GArdening.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I think it's just off screen - this man is clearly doing the spade work
*edit* Just filenamed!


woooooo!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha, I love this
oh, I just filenamed too, I IS forensic gardening, how silly of me :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Anyone else seen the Channel 5 CSI Miami adverts which shows Horatio walking away about 10 times?
The bearded wife ruined that for me as he said "doesn't it look like he's falling over?" and now, every time I see that advert I piss myself laughing watching Horatio "fall over" ten times.

/biography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# severe lack of Skittle-smuggling in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Are those arms shopped?
Or does Charlie have man hands?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# She has man hands I'm afraid
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hands like shovels
*offers help for art recreation*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Finally, a man offers to help!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# glad to be of service ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Charlie
has always been a huge bundle of sinewy testosterone. I'd hardly be surprised to find that her pendulous, unfettered funbags were just stitched on in some hideous Frankenstein-like experiment involving Titchmarsh with stick-twine and a potato seeder whilst Tommy looked on maniacally, sticking brad nails into her in random places with his cordless nail gun because as soon as Tommy discovered the cordless nail gun there was not a thing within 500 yards that was safe from him putting a bastard nail in it whether it required it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'd do her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# But...but...Columbo wasn't in forensics...
...shall I just shut up & go away? Yes? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# This is correct
but he's still the coolest fucking detective going.

Mea nd Lady S both agree, if we were murdered we'd want Columbo to solve the mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# he knows it all from the beginning - he just plays with everyone
whereas Poirot hasn't a clue - he just rounds everyone up and picks the most effete person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I agree (I have the DVD boxsets of the original series)
I dont like the newer early nineties columbo much.

It's always easy to solve a murder in columbo, it's always the most famous person what dunnit (usually shatner).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It's easy to solve because you find out in the first
five minutes! That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I meant for columbo to solve
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha! True!
I was going to get the box set but I realised it was missing the newer ones (like Columbo Goes to College) and also, inexplicably, the pilot episode, which had the good fortune to catch a few weeks back one sunday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# technically he was...
"forensic" only refers the establishment of facts surrounding a case, for use in a court of law.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You are the best kind of correct
"Technically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# when what I really meant was
"semantically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Peter Falk what a legend :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :)
Looks like a drawn cock and may be ever so slightly NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# and that's shit and nsfw..thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# certainly shit.
but I'm not sure how a really shitly drawn cock, that looks slightly less like a cock than a CDC does, can really be classed nsfw :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ooh please..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# CSI:my garden
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I was going to shop MFI:Miami once
but I couldn't think how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha...
From last night:
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Pffffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ultra spang!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha. Dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaa!!
Fantastimical! Love the filename too. Now, where IS that frying pan - I feel the need for a self-spanging. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)