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# hey guys,
i was just doing some... um.. gardening!
thats it.
planting some stuff.
*taps nose*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You were burying the bloodied, broken corpse of your wife, weren't you Ives?
You nawty little mischief-maker!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *puts hands in pockets*
*stares at ground*
yes sir.....
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Now you've been TOLD to wait until after prep to do your inhumations!
Write out "I will not bury corpses before prep" 100 times, and let that be a lesson to you!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *starts writing*
s'not bloody fair!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# this looks like a job for a FORENSIC GARDENER!
*swooshes cape*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *tries to hide roses*
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# "This looks like a thorny case! Stand aside, perp, or I'll have to dead-head you!"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you can question me all you want!
i wont dance to your prune...

i'm no good at puns...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This could be the work of a stalk-er!
I'm sure we'll get to the 'roots' of this crime...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)