hey guys,
i was just doing some... um.. gardening!
thats it.
planting some stuff.
*taps nose*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54,
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You were burying the bloodied, broken corpse of your wife, weren't you Ives?
You nawty little mischief-maker!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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*puts hands in pockets*
*stares at ground*
yes sir.....
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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Now you've been TOLD to wait until after prep to do your inhumations!
Write out "I will not bury corpses before prep" 100 times, and let that be a lesson to you!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02,
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*starts writing*
s'not bloody fair!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04,
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this looks like a job for a FORENSIC GARDENER!
*swooshes cape*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56,
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*tries to hide roses*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58,
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"This looks like a thorny case! Stand aside, perp, or I'll have to dead-head you!"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59,
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you can question me all you want!
i wont dance to your prune...
i'm no good at puns...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01,
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This could be the work of a stalk-er!
I'm sure we'll get to the 'roots' of this crime...
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salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well.,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10,
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