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# Flood at the airport
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh. Well.
I see what all the fuss was about now.
Sorry everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ~~~~~~~~~~~~>
SNAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# still here?
www.b3ta.com/talk/5571678

*edit* you are Jacob Dyer AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# No. I am not still here.
Yes. I am Jacob Dyer.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I THINK YOU FUCKIN' ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# mod?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Horse?
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Show me a bmp of your neck!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You smug cunts just won't accept an apology, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# depends whether you're being sincere or not
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# not without anal
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i will!
i'm married so i rarely get to hear one.
apology accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I can fucking relate *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Divorce her.
That's the only way to go.

Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Then kill her.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Then kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# But get a mate to YouTube it, if it isn't too late.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# he's been gone a while. i think it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hey guys,
i was just doing some... um.. gardening!
thats it.
planting some stuff.
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You were burying the bloodied, broken corpse of your wife, weren't you Ives?
You nawty little mischief-maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *puts hands in pockets*
*stares at ground*
yes sir.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Now you've been TOLD to wait until after prep to do your inhumations!
Write out "I will not bury corpses before prep" 100 times, and let that be a lesson to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *starts writing*
s'not bloody fair!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# this looks like a job for a FORENSIC GARDENER!
*swooshes cape*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *tries to hide roses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# "This looks like a thorny case! Stand aside, perp, or I'll have to dead-head you!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you can question me all you want!
i wont dance to your prune...

i'm no good at puns...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This could be the work of a stalk-er!
I'm sure we'll get to the 'roots' of this crime...
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Oh dear lord, I'm going to end up as a hate figure in the Daily Mail.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER, REAL NAME, AND ADDRESS... SO I CAN CALL THE POLICE AND LET THEM KNOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?

Not that I care about him, I just don't want to end up in as a figure of hate, I'm a nice guy normally, I don't know what came over me to say such a thing.

Please don't hate me /board, please don't.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ivesb
4th floor
b3ta Towers
b3taville
PO 3 B74
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# They've all forgotten who you are already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ^^ This.
Balders is a fine hard working decent upstanding member of the b3ta comunitee, and does anyone even thank him for his hard work? Do they fuck.

This out outragous.

I demand you all accept his apology at once, or you're shit. Really shit. Shitter than something that's so shitty that it shits shit in a shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# MoT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I missed that episode... Who is this "Jacob Dyer"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# oh you missed a classic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# The butler did it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# a post from last year (I think)-
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahah, WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# that's it
it's legend

almost as good as Krut!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# who, or what, is Krut??
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Klaus
www.b3ta.com/board/8100304


couldn't remember the full quote until I searched it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# well that's just even more confusing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# KRUT KRUT and other nonsense i can't bring to mind right now.......
poly somehting i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Kasto kasto krut!
Poligen ha.
Mr. Horrible ha. Mr. Horrible kasto. Krut kasto.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# yeah that's it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# A poor man's Krull?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That's what we all replied when he posted it
and a text meme was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, the fact you remember it is even funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# how could I forget?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# That's OK
Thankyou for having the decency to apologise, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# IS that a really really fat bum, or a really really tiny chair?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# large and fat woman or tiny chair?
:) A tiny chair
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# see where dripping taps'll get you.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# that arse appears to be absorbing that chair.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :D
The duck seams to be stuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# BUY ME PLAYSTAITON 3 YOU SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# PLAYSTAITON 3 does not exist!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# BUY ME THIS
www.play.com/Games/PlayStation3/4-/7785865/Sony-PlayStation-3-PS3-Console-with-80GB-HDD-+-FREE-Little-Big-Planet/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# MUSLIM JIHAD EXTREMIST B3TA TERRORIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)