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# This has no horses.
And, therefore, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# aye, this
I'm not a big fan of horses. Their hooves spook me because they're just basically one big toenail at the end of their leg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You could vote for my Tuba
that has no horses in it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You are the master of the unexpected horse
HOW DO WE KNOW THERE ARE NO HORSES IN THERE??

IT'S A TRAP, EVERYONE - RUN FOR YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *removes shoe*
*removes sock*

*clips 3½ cm of crusty gnarled yellow toe nail off big toe*

*chases Dixon with it*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
As a wee Dixon I once was visiting my gran and in the field behind her house the farmer appeared to be giving the horse new shoes, so I went to go watch him.

He gave me a "horse shoe" and I proudly went home to show my gran and parents.

It was just the trimming off the fucking hoof.

Arsehole farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
My assistant is now convinced I'm a 'tard

err . . . like he was unsure until now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I fully endorse this Tuba.
I have filled out my slip, please point me in the direction of the nearest ballot box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)