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# Cheeky sod...

A white horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'We've got a whiskey named after you',
'What, Eric?' replies the horse...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# horse walks into a bar...
"shit..." he says "i was supposed to jump over that"

credits to some stand up i heard on teh radio
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Horse walks into a bar...
Barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# A man walks into a horse
and the horse is all like "well, ex~cuuuuuse me!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# A man walks out of a bar
and turns into a side-street
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Magic tractor drives down a lane
and turns into a field
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "Fillies"
shirely?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahha!
Really nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh ta Moley!
Congrats on the FP by the way sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# FP?
Ooooh... cool!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)