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# This film features in my own personal story of how I was too stupid
to realise a funtimes 3some was being suggested by an ex girlfreind.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Please elaborate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# ...Me 17 (and fresh faced & stupid + Naive with it)
1 very raunchy GF her ex flate mate round at our house watching this. (Rita Sue...)

That scene in the car rolls round. And increasingly unsubtle hints are dropped from the lasses either side of me on the sofa, all of which I 100% fail to get....

what could have passed is explained by a rather exasperated GF a few days later....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ha!
Loser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# This is one of a number of similar stories of me spectacularly failing to realise
when a member of the opposite sex was indicating interest or suggesting "interesting times"....all of which I sweetly smiled through and failed to register.

I think I spent my University days driving girls crazy for all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Pfft!
You crazy foo' you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# men are notoriously stupid when it comes to this
I remember asking a hot girl at uni to "get off my fucking lap" so I could continue rolling a joint. 3 hours later I was walking home from the party wondering why the fuck I couldn't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Or how about turning down said funtimes with multiple girls because you had 'too much respect' for the GF who wanted to get involved
then having split, wished you done it and taped the whole sordid affair.

/sad but true blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)