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# Could you rub some lotion on my massive pecs, please.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
# I don't care what anyone says
this picture is fucking perfect the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# is it
jeremy clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)
# No
It's George Costanza!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# by crom! it's oldman the sexagenarian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# speaking of oldmen
hope you had a good birthday.

Save a pice of old-people cake for me, I'll be hitting 44 in a few weeks. I'm astonished at my elderliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)
# haha, thanks.
hope you have a great birthday too. you should, you've had lots of experience at them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)
# is that shopped?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# i assumed it was. perhaps i was too charitable.
who can tell with old people? that could be strips of rotting chicken skin roughly taped together for all i know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Gloria Hunniford has let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Yah, you're not seeing things.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# WHERE IS YOUR MAGENTA?
WHERE IS IT MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# It's not where I thought it was.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Maybe
you were subconsciously thinking about Arnie's 4ft wang covered in dirty pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:04, archived)
# heh
bet most of you dont look that good @ 25.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)