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# I'm not bitching at you
it's just it's comments like this that make 14 year old girls beg their parents for cosmetic surgery and that makes me very sad. I knew a girl at school who had to have therapy because of being bullied about her chest (which there was nothing wrong with) and it's not pleasant.

I just don't know when it became supposedly normal to have gravity defying breasts. She's probably slipped a bit from where they were when she was in her teens but that's gravity for you. I'd take it as a sign that she'd reached sexual maturity than anything else. Plus who'd want to shag someone with perfect little breasts untouched by time?

I'll tell you who. Tommy Lee and Gary Glitter.

I'm not bitching though, I realise how militant I'm coming off. Unfortunately I seem unable to say this in any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# technically if you froze a girl in ice as she reached peak boobage....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ok, if cryogenics wasn't an option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# cryonics is always an option dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# To YOU, maybe.
I'm talking about labless, zeppelinless chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# these people exist?
but how do they live?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# low to the ground
to avoid the rotten fruit I throw at them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# bravo Prof!
I tend to empty buckets of custard on them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# custard requires too much preparation
and I have an aversion to is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# On a diet of Iceland drumsticks and tesco value anti depressants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# on ITV and fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# then you need to keep away from my log fire
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# or just her boobs
but they'd be a bit cold.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shirley though they'd be hard and cold to the touch...
*gets unnecessarily sad at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# they'd be just like fake ones then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I am a one man campaign for more realism in every sphere of life including wimmins
... I'm like Gok Wang but not a nazi sympathiser and I don't pretend to be gay as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *sucks thumb for reassurance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *quietly sings Puff the Magic Dragon to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I love breasts
I just wish i didn't have them

'sighs'

eats cream cake to pacify self
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)