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# this has sharks
and is therefore most woo.
also, i've heard of pink frogs, but never pink tarantulas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# SHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRXXXXXXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# My sentiments exactly.
I don't know whether or not I should leave.

I said I would a few minutes ago, but I can't help it.

B3TA > METH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# it is curiously addictive here
i turn on my computer "to check my emails", yet i know i'll end up on here for at least a couple of hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# One of my friends said the other day "PUT HIM IN FRONT OF AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND HE'S ON B3TA FOR 10 HOURS"
I was insulted.


Until I realised it was true.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Did he also shout it in a thick russian accent?
"HE SURF B3TA, GREAT POOF!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# IN ENGLAND, EVERYWHERE POOF.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# my friends tend to say
"shut the fuck up, we don't care what you were talking about today on b3ta with someone we've never heard of!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Friends
What is friends?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# friends are the people
who will dress you when you pass out, naked and drunk, on their toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# So that's the cat out of the running then

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# yes, but i'm still trying to catch her out.
i will often say things like "catface, have you seen my keys?"
one of these days, she'll forget herself and say "yeah, they're in the ki.....oh, shit..."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ninja edit beaten.
Don't call me nut. I'm ill enough as it is.
I used to offer mine cigarettes, then had a terrible thought they might actually accept one.

Not even acid fanciers can handle that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# fear my ninja skills!
i'd be chuffed if she spoke to me, i'd be able to ask her why she meows at me for no reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I had to teach my cat to meow/purr.
It was traumatised by living with inbred, land grabbing, abusive morons (I'm being polite).
Until I stole it and the others, my ex-partner and I stole 3 in all.
Soundless cats just scratch and bite when they want something.
Spent many years trying to understand them.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# This happened to me the other night.
I said good night to everyone and then went to bed about 2 hours later :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# This happens far too many nights.
B3ta is both a blessing and a curse.

I think not having a life is a major factor, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You calling me a saddo?
*interwebfights*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i've got a life
i just choose to waste it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# HHHEEEEEEELLLLIIIICCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOTTTTT REEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLLLXXXXXXXXXXX.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it is real
my mum says so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Your mum is a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ah, so, you've met her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)