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# TJ:
Does anyone know where I can get some solid, metallic hydrogen?

I need to be able to transport it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# yep.
here you are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 6:59, archived)
# that driver is a paedophile!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# that's almost as bad as speeding.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# you need a pressure in excess of 4 million atmospheres
so I suggest getting hold of some regular Tesco Value generic hydrogen and surreptitiously positioning it under the cushion of Vanessa Feltz (or other salad dodging celebrity of your choosing) prior to her assuming the 'seated' position.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Is there anyone I can pay to do this for me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:04, archived)
# You could try the ferryman.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 7:05, archived)