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# i'm back up and running
and!!....and...!!...who is this drunk woman?
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Pfft!
She is a feminist writer.

She is an idiot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# EVERY TIME I FUCKING POST
THERE YOU ARE, GIVING IT THE WHOLE 'OH LOOK AT ME IM SUSHI BOY, LOOK AT ME, ARENT I AMAZING AND AWESOME AND SPECIAL AND WONDERFUL'.

you're a bastard face shit you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I shall now have to close my eyes whenever we make love...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# ......parents fighting
*hides in room, plays loud music*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# you know the music is only playing
to cover the sounds of furious wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# win/win
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# this is true
*digs out fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# its not win/win if u come into my room with that
*turns down music ready to scream*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# who said i'd be going anywhere near your room?
these are MY toys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Batteries?
Kick started more like.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# kick started
are you implying that my sexytiem fun toys are cumbersome antiques?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Merely specialist
high horsepower models for extreme conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ah, right.
*judders across the room at eyeball-oscillating speeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Pfft
Reminds me of the woman who went to a supermarket with love eggs and fainted into the frozen peas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# heheh
i'd heard something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# The introduction under her name read:
'Feminist and author.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# what is her name?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
I dunno, she went away quite a while ago...

She looked like that really annoying wine critic woman though if that's any help!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# jilly goulden?
she's an irritating fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# That's the one!
she IS an irritating fuckwit. And she has shit taste in wine. And shit hair. And a shit face. And shit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# yes!
i'd like to cunt her squarely in the fuck with a crusty dog-shit-smeared welly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# she'd smell that a mile off
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# hmmm
faecal overtones with a distinct carroty bouquet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)