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# Have a click, you prolific bint :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Good ningles, madame.
How are we ce matin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# tired, mouthbreathing.
Not because I'm a simpleton, because one of the many people I work with has fucking amazingly bad breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Nice.
Offer them a mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I don't know which one it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Cry
"ONE OF YOU HAS BREATH THAT STINKS. THERE ARE MINTS ON MY DESK. I'M GOING TO THE TOILET, AND WHEN I COME BACK, I WANT NOT TO BE TROUBLED BY YOUR HALITOSIS ANY LONGER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# It could work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Of course it could.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# offer them ALL mints
or swap the tea for mint tea... or... or... try and recreate one of the scenes from Coyote Ugly (which I haven't seen), but with Listerine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# My days of dancing on furniture are long over, unless someone's
got some bejamins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I'm tired
I read that as "got some Bejams for me" and started to wonder what the good Captain wanted with a (now defunct) frozen food/appliances shop.

*goes to get another cup of sweet tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# COFFEE PLEASE *waggles cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Just the one?
Talented
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *dons radioactive protection and makes the Capt's coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Lovely and strong..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Thanks...
...you wee temptress you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# :D my wee is very tempting.
It brings all the boys to the yard, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# pheromones much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I piss pure lust.
*crosses fingers for stats board*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)