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# skinrape?
Once to me. Luckily I woke up and confiscated the pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# one of the benefits of insomnia :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I sleep fairly lightly
so people are brave to attempt devilry while I slumber. Brave and silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# after a night of smoking sticks and drinking a liter of wodka
I fell asleep with my wrist against the radiator, when a woke up I had a big blister on it. Still have the scar to prove it:

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Silly donkey, self is not for cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# but I taste sweety and delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *says ah*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# thats not a radiator thats an arm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It's like you're Columbo or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# with two glass eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Looks like a Bad AIDS scab to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# doesn't look like a hand
doesn't look like a leg

wtf is that, flops?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's a part of my floppy donkey penis
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# part 3?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# its the back of the wrist.
right hand
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# true. i see it now.
thank you dr. kebab
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# my next-door neighbour passed out on my couch at a party
and got the full treatment - we got out the arts and crafts box and gave him a real working over, cotton wool eyebrows, pens, paint...anyway, he woke up, took a shower (in my bathroom, remember he only lived next door), cleaned himself up, rejoined the party and passed out again within ten minutes.

So naturally we did it all again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)