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# Amy gets an Exorcism
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# seams cruel
*edit* looks like a skinny jonathan ross
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# schrodinger's's apostroph'e
:D

edit: eek, just heard one hell of a tyre/brake action squealy noise outside

but there was no *CRUNCH*

edit2: schrodinger's ninja :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Wait for it ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# read
but

still

wait

*communises*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I'm still waiting
it's like being a poor orphan at christmas time gnawing on a still frozen bulk sausage

who the staff occasionally taunt that "your mommy is coming to pick you up for xmas! and you'll live happily ever after" between guzzling turkeys

of course, mommy never comes, because SHE'S DEAD YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS ORPHAN! HAHAHAHA *chews on another turkey*

I've.. lost the track of what I was typing now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Is this the famous
'crunch' everyone's talking about?

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# well, the way my bank's going on, there's no crunch!
anyone want any free money? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# me! me!
*proffers begging bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# here!
*empties bucket*

take it! there's plenty more where that came from*

*I of course refer to the bucket
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# bucketfuls of buckets!
*opens bucket shop*

*goes bust*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Whaaaa?!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hey, another one!
*grabs*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *pretends to struggle but secretly quite enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Bloody orphans - too poor to read!
www.b3ta.com/board/8907098#post8907121

*kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I expect pictures
mr riverghost...oh sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ah, by the time I manage to take a picture the local scratters will have harvested any parts of value
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
I must admit I thought that was Jonathon Ross's face when I first saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# In Russia
incontinent children are made to wee in frozen lakes?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Dont be silly
In Russia, frozen lake wees in you
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# what on earth
are Alexei Sayle and Ringo Starr doing to that child? Silly Scousers.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# maybe he asked
ringo for an autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ha
i was thinking Alexei Sayle & Charles Bronson
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Dara O'briain on the left.
(or however the feck you pronounce it.)

edit:by which I meant spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# It does look like him
to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# sure, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# as it were, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I was going for
Gary Oldman and Omid Djalili...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# maybe this was their
attempt at the extending cover art challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# excellento
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)
# haha very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# nsfw
"tits"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ITS A FUCKING BOY BODY
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# yes i know i have one myself
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yes...
when are you going to give it back?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# and do you have man-tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# So thats what the smell from your garden shed is....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# semi mindpiss
mind-leak a bit into underwear...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)