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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# A true man doesn't need to BUY boners.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:08, archived)
# yes, but the product itself is macho
forget the guy buying them
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Dildos are macho?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# dildo? these aren't dildos. they are boners.
i could show you a picture if you'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Same thing, different word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# no its not.
dildo

1. An artificial phallus (penis), particularly for sexual uses, that may or may not appear realistic.


boner

1. (literally) who or which bones
2. (slang) an erect penis.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:19, archived)
# And the definition of a boner includes ones detatched from a body.
Preserved somehow, and stored neatly in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# human castle held up only by hot blood
we sell boxes of boners its just a joke, jesus man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:24, archived)
# boners in boxes
pffft its like pulling teeth with some people on this board, if its not one form of tooth decay then ..its a route canal.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# what-ever
these are for men with boners who think they could use a little bit extra boner with their boner.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:10, archived)
# BONERS GO IN THE BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That's the cutest box I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:11, archived)
# cutest box
you need to get out and meet some women then mate. Theres some much cuter boxes to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Box is the worst name for a woman's ladybits I've ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# really?
why you can store boners in them? its all quite logical isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Not forgetting the box jellyfish
so named because it is pink and slimy and can kill you with its venomous tentacles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU FUCK I ORDERED SOFT
THESE ARE HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# we dont sell soft boners.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# you've gone all arty minimalist on us!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# that is what i like to do sometimes.
actually a lot of the times.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# and then releasing in a fit of wonderfully garish colours n text on a large backdrop
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I won't question this.
I makes perfect sense, doc.
I'll just *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)