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# no, don't relurk
it's really not bad at all. i think the original answer was meant to be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Thanks Smash
gentleman(or woman) and a scholar.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# You'll want the latter there boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Thankyou Monkdagola
Obviously you are a scholar too
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# woman
but i'm not really gentle, i can cause some vicious carpet burns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking hell you work fast.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# i have to
i suffer from the rare and potentially life-threatening condition known as permahorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha
Have you seen "A complete history of my sexual failures"
There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# no, but i may have to now!
there was a cartoon years ago about an ugly little bugger with a huge dick, who had to shag a witch a thousand times to turn her back into a princess and him into a king. it was brilliant, i wish i could remember what it was called!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i think it was called king willy or king dick
i will have to google it.
EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)