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i used one of them once.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)

lier.

you've never shaved

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)

I have I have pictures.

but then mum gave the the electric thingo for my birthday. so I grew a bird.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

i demand a picture!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

what of me growing a bird?

or without a beard? they are all on film/print and I don't have a scanner.

I suppose it didn't happen then...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

pfft

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

My old man thought that when I started shaving

I should have his old eletric shavers from the 60's-70's.
1) My stubble is generally too thick for lekky shavers.
2) They were so old they had a battery box which you had to plug the cable into and you had to change the batteries every 30 seconds or the motors would slow down and just start pulling randow clumps of beard out).
3) The blades were blunt and antiquated.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

that can explain your face.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)

Yes.

Rugged and manly:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

grrrr!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

*compos self*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

Sounds familiar

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

ow ow ow ow ow!

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enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

I wanted a cut throat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

If you've never been for a proper cut throat shave you have to go.

I go occasionally with I want to treat myself. You really do feel great afterwards and there's no closer shave you can have.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

very true

Although you do feel very, very vulnerable...

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enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)

Naaaa.

I go to a traditional Italian barber just round the corner. The guy's been shaving people for a little over 40 years!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

them's the best

with the hot towels and everything, to draw out the beard.

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enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

I watched 'Sweeney Todd' not long back

(the Tim Burton film, not the 70s TV police drama)
I will therefore be giving cut-throats a wide berth for a while...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

oh god! that brings back memories:

I 'inherited' my nan's husband's (does that make him my step-granddad or my grand-step-dad, or what?) electric razor when I was a young Raff. It was shite. Having never used anything else, though, I assumed all razors were designed to rip the hairs from your face with violence, rather than actually cut them with sharpness.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha yeah

To this day I still wet shave. They're yet to make a lekky one that can do a better job.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)

that was the only elecric shaver I ever tried

so I've no idea how good modern ones are. I like wet shaving anyway, so they can keep their damnable new-fangled contraptions.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well they're going to be shite unless you change the blade regularly

which I'm guessing not many people do going by the price of them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)