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[challenge entry] I like manly cocktails

As my profile pic attests.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# YOU LOVE THE COCK
tails
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Just a pint of Methanol and an asbestos cigarette for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *lights cigarette with flamethrower
after several minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# How do you light an asbestos cigarette?
*mind pissage*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# with a flamethrower
but it takes several minutes

edit: hehe
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# with magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# with a plasma cutter
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You should get some soup and valium to keep the boozy nasty feeling away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Watch out for the VAT man
that looks like red diesel which should only be used in plant and machinery due to its reduced VAT rate of 5%
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# rumbled!
I siphoned it from a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# get orf moi laaaaand
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# dinna dinna dinna dinna VATman!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ha!
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I hope they're
manly yarns.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# look at her face, the filthy girl
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Tried it
It's no Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster but it's still got a kick some may find refreshing.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yes
like being hit with a uranium rod wrapped in a slice of lemon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)