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# Just a pint of Methanol and an asbestos cigarette for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *lights cigarette with flamethrower
after several minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# How do you light an asbestos cigarette?
*mind pissage*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# with a flamethrower
but it takes several minutes

edit: hehe
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# with magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# with a plasma cutter
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You should get some soup and valium to keep the boozy nasty feeling away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)