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# Seams reasonable to expect a man to wear a skirt
I would welcome men in kilts in England some nice knees to admire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Mine only comes out at weddings
and then only by request. I wore my first kilt at a wedding in 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 1969 you must be older than me then
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Quite possibly
Miss. ;)

I was only 4 mind you. There is a great photo somewhere of me leaning up to kiss my aunt and my undercrackers are showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Then you are 43 am not going to say how old I am
although people will have used somekind of math! to work out I'm nearly that age.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Surely you must be at least three hundred and eighty four!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Daggnabbit you know it rude to reveal a lady's age!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well you've sort of shot yourself in the foot there to be honest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The only skirt I'd be reasonably willing to wear would be a 20ft leather one.
In preperation for when I convert my legs into a hovercraft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pfft!
tea/monitor collision!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I own a kilt - I bought it for my wedding last year.
Here's something I kindof wish I'd known before I got married:

When you wear a kilt, every woman wants to talk to you.

It's true. And they all want to know if you're wearing it 'properly'.
(Seebeedee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)