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[challenge entry] Mandress: it's really macho

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(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Seam Connery!
But wouldn't it be easier to just post this?

no horses
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# not enough seams
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Sheamhorshesh, activate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Look at the seams on that
dress kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Men in kilts = win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's the easy access to certain areas,
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No, it's the possibility of scottish accent
and generally really nice proper legs.

Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Heh. Only certain Scottish accents are nice.
Cyclist's legs are my favourite type of leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly.
East coast Scots mostly sound like effeminate and camp homosexuals who are still straining to hold in a colon full of cum whilst having a conversation with you.
Glaswegians are great, if you can find one sober enough to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You thread deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# did you delete again?
you are doing it a lot recently missy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Seams reasonable to expect a man to wear a skirt
I would welcome men in kilts in England some nice knees to admire.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Mine only comes out at weddings
and then only by request. I wore my first kilt at a wedding in 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 1969 you must be older than me then
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Quite possibly
Miss. ;)

I was only 4 mind you. There is a great photo somewhere of me leaning up to kiss my aunt and my undercrackers are showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Then you are 43 am not going to say how old I am
although people will have used somekind of math! to work out I'm nearly that age.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Surely you must be at least three hundred and eighty four!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Daggnabbit you know it rude to reveal a lady's age!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well you've sort of shot yourself in the foot there to be honest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The only skirt I'd be reasonably willing to wear would be a 20ft leather one.
In preperation for when I convert my legs into a hovercraft.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pfft!
tea/monitor collision!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I own a kilt - I bought it for my wedding last year.
Here's something I kindof wish I'd known before I got married:

When you wear a kilt, every woman wants to talk to you.

It's true. And they all want to know if you're wearing it 'properly'.
(Seebeedee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# compo it.
oh, you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Everyone's wearing
them these days, it seams.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah but you have to go to a good seamstress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# is he being stalked by a giant swan?
*edit* sorry, I mean
"shtalked by a giant Shwan"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha, office laughingoutloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# whahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh yesh...
how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# just notished a mashive fucking horshe to his right too
that man ish in trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# And what's worse it's a panto horse!!
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# you made me see that didn't you
it wasn't there until the power of suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and if you look carefully you can see me
waving my massive penis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)